February 22, 2016

Brexit, Frexit, Grexit

 
 

THE WORLD IN A NUTSHELL

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“A person who thinks only about building walls — wherever they may be — and not building bridges, is not Christian.” —Pope Francis on Donald Trump.

Also, stay tuned for an exciting announcement from the Daily Pnut next week!

 

IN A NUTSHELL: MUST READ

EU Summit: Brexit, Frexit, Grexit And All Nighters EU ministers and UK PM David Cameron are yet to achieve any major breakthrough on a new #UKinEU treaty after a painful all nighter at the EU council (the EU is becoming famous for those). Cameron wants to renegotiate the UK’s role in the EU so he can calm Euroskeptics in his party ahead of a proposed referendum on “Brexit” this June. Meanwhile, the French far-right eagerly await a possible “Brexit” in the hopes of pushing for their own “Frexit” referendum. An “ever-closer union,” as long as it isn’t put up for a vote.  
#pnut4prez: Step Number Three In A Long Road To The White House  Republicans and Democrats head to the polls in South Carolina and Nevada respectively tomorrow as the US takes one more step (of many) to elect the next President:

  • Republicans: This Primary is a battle for survival for Jeb Bush who has failed to score many points in previous primaries. He’s bet the farm on SC, and if he doesn’t get a top three finish he is likely out of the race. A strong second place by Rubio could solidify his place as the establishment favorite. Meanwhile, Trump commands an impressive lead despite the fact that the Pope doubts he is even Christian. Finally, a court in Illinois will actually hear a court case on whether Cruz’s place of birth (Canada) disqualifies him from being President.
  • Democrats: Polls are tight in Nevada, but a strong showing by Hillary could give her the momentum she needs to peel away from Bernie. This is especially the case given she has a strong lead in the subsequent Democratic South Carolina Primary. If Bernie wins he could build some serious momentum going into Super Tuesday (a day with a lot of primaries). 
 

NUTS AND BOLTS: SHOULD READ

Pope And Zika ContraceptionHis Holiness The Cool Pope has indicated that women at risk of contracting Zika virus could use artificial contraceptives. This suggestion is a clear departure from previous Catholic doctrine, maintaining that contraception is sinful regardless of the circumstance. Although he reiterated the Church’s hard stance on abortion, Il Papa is beginning to see the light on the usefulness of condoms and birth control. He even went on to say “avoiding pregnancy is not an absolute evil.”

GOOD READ: Daily Pnut’s Summary Of The Zika Virus

Brussels: Where Hollywood Gets A Bit Too Real Belgian police think they may have stumbled onto a plot by last year’s Paris attackers to create a “dirty” radioactive bomb. Footage seized from an attacker’s apartment discussed attempts to steal radioactive material and kidnap a nuclear scientist (who then presumably would be forced to build a bomb for them). If that plot sounds familiar, it’s because it is one of a dozen films (“Sum of all Fears,” “UNCLE,” etc.). No wonder France wants fewer Hollywood movies crossing its border.  

Syria’s Kurds Playing Big Power Politics Like Pros
A spokesperson for Syria’s Kurds warned Turkey of a “big war” with Russia if Turkey decides to invade Syria in retaliation for a bombing in its capital allegedly by Syrian Kurds. The Kurds, who are also friendly with the US in the war against ISIS, are looking for Russian support in the event of an inevitable showdown with Turkey. Russia, still licking its wounds from the downing of one of its jets by Turkey, is only happy to oblige. 

Keeping Our Eye On…

 
  • Scalia: Barack Obama will not be attending the funeral of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, opting for VP Biden to represent the administration instead. 
  • Cosby: Former TV dad Bill Cosby has sued Andrea Constand, one of the several women who have accused the comedian of sexual assault. 
  • Chicago: Residents have filed a class-action lawsuit against the city over the safety of its drinking water. 
 

LOOSE NUTS: FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT

Drunk Monkey Detained After Chasing Bar Patrons With A Knife The tale of Furious George is not a very long parable, but there is a lesson in it for everyone. After bar patrons in Paraiba, Brazil fed a monkey too much alcohol, the monkey turned into an angry drunk. He then proceeded to chase people around the pub with a foot-long knife. After a frightening bender, the monkey was eventually detained by the local fire department. The moral of the story? Don’t get a monkey drunk.

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