NUTS AND BOLTS: SHOULD READ Putin Plans To Personally Fix Syria, So We Can Relax Now Russian President Vladimir Putin, known for his shirtless romps around the Motherland and invasions of other lands, has reportedly taken personal charge of the ceasefire in Syria. In an effort to garner international support for the ceasefire, Vlad has reached out to his personal friends in Iran, Saudi Arabia and Israel (talk about being everybody’s pal). He’s also opened a coordination center where warring parties can report breaches of the truce and send personal complaints. It’s uncertain whether a ceasefire call center will actually cease the violence, but at least the war will finally have a customer service hotline.
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Selfies For Good: US Joins Fight Against ISIS On Social MediaAttention Social Media Managers: Uncle Sam wants YOU! The Obama administration is assembling a “high-tech dream team” to counter the ISIS message on social media. The US Department of Justice conducted a meeting with the folks at Apple, Twitter, Snapchat, Facebook, MTV and Buzzfeed in an effort to slow ISIS down on their many social platforms. The Islamic State is known for recruiting lone wolf assailants and other trolls.
#pnut4prez: Marco Rubio Has Yet To Realize He Actually Has To Win A PrimaryFour states into the presidential race and Marco Rubio has yet to win a single primary or caucus. His campaign seems to have missed the memo and continues to celebrate his second and third place rank, positioning him as an alternative to Trump. There’s only one problem: vying for the highest ranking loser is still not winning, and it has donors concerned about his “second place path to the White House.”
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