March 31, 2016

Libya Tries A Third Government And The Donald Insults Women

THE WORLD IN A NUTSHELL

March 31, 2016  /  SUBSCRIBE

PNUT GALLERY

The USA embraced #TBT and made moves reminiscent of the Cold War. Washington is upping the number of troops in Eastern Europe in response to unsettling noises emanating out of Vladimir Putin. 

 

IN A NUTSHELL: MUST READ

Libya’s UN-Backed Government Arrives To Lukewarm Welcome

Do you know a great way to end the feud between two rival governments? Simple. Just throw in a third rival government! Members of Libya’s UN-backed Government of National Accord arrived in Tripoli yesterday despite rival factions warning that it wouldn’t be a great time. Formed by a UN-mediated peace deal, the unwelcome party is supposed to replace the two rival administrations in Tripoli and Tobruk that have been battling each other for more than a year. Seven members of the Council, including its head and Prime Minister-designate Fayez al-Sarraj, arrived in the Libyan capital by sea because the rival government prevented them from entering Tripoli by plane. Already a great start. 


Just When We Thought It Couldn’t Get Worse: The Donald Trump Story

The Donald (possibly our least favorite topic of conversation) has been on a roll this week. Yesterday, his campaign manager, Corey Lewandawski, was charged with simple battery for assaulting a journalist formerly of the far right Breitbart Report. Worried that his campaign hadn’t pissed off enough women that day, Donald Trump decided to reach his quota by saying that women who seek abortions should besubject to “some form of punishment” if the procedure is banned in the United States. Trump quickly recanted after receiving bipartisan criticism and anger from all sides (the only time both sides were united when it comes to this issue). You can find out where candidates stand on abortion here. 

GOOD VIDEO: John Oliver On Abortion Laws 

 

NUTS AND BOLTS: SHOULD READ

Obama Might Just End The War On Drugs

Just one day after US President Barack Obama criticized the “War on Drugs” policy, he announced that he will shorten the prison sentences of 61 drug offenders. The federal prisoners who will receive reduced sentences had been convicted during a time when the government was taking aggressive steps to prosecute drug users, a tactic that disproportionately targeted men of color. Criticizing earlier drug policies, Obama stated, “For too long we’ve viewed drug addiction through the lens of criminal justice.”

GOOD READ: Ta-Nehisi Coates On ‘The Black Family In The Age Of Mass Incarceration’

‘Missile And Talk’ Is The Iranian Version Of ‘Netflix And Chill

Ayatollah Khamenei tried to appease both the hardline and moderate factions of Iran by declaring they must advance their missile capabilities while also pursuing diplomacy… or as he likes to call it, “Missile and Talk.” The strategy is meant to woo world powers with a 1-2 punch of strength with warmth; machismo with softness. Khamenei’s defense of the “Missile and Talk” strategy was a response to Ban Ki-moon’s recent statement that ballistic missile testing is cause for alarm. Khamenei insists that the country is ready to get down to business with negotiations, but it’s still important to carry protection. 

An Important First: Organ Transplants From An HIV-Positive Donor

Doctors at Johns Hopkins have successfully performed the first liver and first kidney transplants from an HIV-positive donor. The recipients of these two transplant surgeries were both HIV-positive patients who had been on extensive waiting lists to receive organs. With more than 122,000 people on the donor waiting list, this medical first brings a new hope to patients living with HIV. One study predicted that with HIV-positive people able to enter the donor pool, there could be an additional500 to 600 more potential organ donors a year in the system.

Keeping Our Eye On…

  • Myanmar: A draft bill by Myanmar’s new government will create a role similar to prime minister for the pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi. Although her National League for Democracy party won landslide elections last year, she has been barred from the presidency. 
  • Sea Levels: The UN’s climate science body had once predicted up to a meter of sea level rise this century, but it turns out they low-balled that number. Arecent study points out that the data forgot to take into account collapsing ice sheets in the Antarctic, which are expected to double sea-level rise to two meters by 2100 if carbon emissions are not cut. 
  • Boeing: The aircraft maker said it will cut 4,000 jobs to reduce costs as it battles rival Airbus. Current employees may not have to worry though: Boeing says they can pull this off by voluntary buy-outs and leave open positions unfilled. 

LOOSE NUTS: FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT

Microsoft’s Racist Chatbot Returns With Drug-Smoking Twitter Meltdown

Like many celebrities to come before her, what was billed as Tay’s big comeback turned out to be another public meltdown. Microsoft’s learning experiment/ PR nightmare came back for an encore performance yesterday that was almost as illustrious as her first appearance on Twitter. After claiming that she smokes Kush in front of the police, Microsoft began to rethink second chances. The software company seems dedicated to developing more iterations of the AI millennial, because she’s hilarious to everyone but their PR team. 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: