May 26, 2016

Customs Officer Finds Burritos Full Of Meth, But No Guac

You can imagine the customs officer’s disappointment to find a burrito without any guacamole. Even more annoying: the burrito was stuffed with meth. US Customs and Border Protection in Arizona said their narcotic-detecting canines helped catch a woman transporting more than a pound of methamphetamine in her otherwise delicious burritos. The case has since been turned over to Homeland Security. 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: