July 25, 2016

Canadian Restaurant Promises a Shitty Time

Tired of eating on the toilet alone? Well, come August, Toronto’s “Poop Café Dessert Bar” will allow you to enjoy a meal with friends while sitting on the pot. Poop-prietor Lien Nguyen was inspired by a similar restaurant in Taiwan called Modern Toilet and plans on offering a full menu of brown Thai, Japanese and Korean desserts. And, of course, meals will be served out of urinal-shaped dishes, just in case the restaurants theme was too subtle. When asked about her motivation to open the restaurant, Nguyen explained that “[she’s] trying to make poop cute.” Personally, we think she’s full of crap.

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: