July 25, 2016

Clinton Can’t Escape Email Drama…

Whistleblower site Wikileaks released a trove of private emails from members within the Democratic National Convention (DNC) just as they were gearing up to start their own four-day love fest to coronate Hillary Clinton. The emails are a damning indictment of DNC leadership, showing clear bias against Bernie Sanders’ upstart campaign. At some point it was even suggested that Bernie’s faith be called into question, hoping to paint him as an atheist. It is alleged that the Russian government leaked the emails to Wikileaks after they had hacked the DNC earlier this year, raising fears of a “weaponized Wikileaks” and Putin’s pro-Trump bias. The leak has been so damning that DNC chair and Clinton ally Debbie Wasserman Shultz will resign. 

Oh, and Hillary has a new campaign motto: “Yes, She Kaine”

Hillary’s new VP announcement drowned under the noise from the email leak. After months of ruminating, Clinton went with former Virginia governor Tim Kaine to help her win in November. Kaine is seen as so boring that he makes fun of it himself, calling boring the “fastest growing demographic in the country.” That shouldn’t distract from the fact that he is a successful governor of a crucial swing state, speaks fluent Spanish, has an “F” rating from the NRA and a 100% approval from the Brady Campaign and Planned Parenthood… or as Politico calls it, “boring like a fox.” 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: