August 17, 2016

#BrazilNuts: An Inconvenient Penis

Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita didn’t make it past the qualifying round in Rio after his penis hit the bar, in what the Huffington Post is now calling “an inconvenient penis,” though we’re not sure that’s the technical term. Though his heart and other appendages may be broken, Ogita won the gold medal of gifs. His pole problem is quickly becoming an iconic moment of 2016, no doubt for its relatable premise: another dream shattered by an inconvenient penis? If that isn’t a metaphor for modern dating… 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: