August 22, 2016

Someone Bought Stephen Curry’s Mouthguard For $3,190

In a move that either signifies extreme wealth or loneliness, somebody really paid $3,190 for Stephen Curry’s mouthguard in an online auction. And while it feels like a slimy hoax, Curry’s name appears on the saliva-laden piece, so it must be authentic. Three grand is a small price to pay for 100% certified Stephen Curry drool. However – sorry, superfan – this still doesn’t count as “making out” with the Golden State Warriors’ superstar.

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: