Trucker Loses Marbles In World’s Slipperiest Metaphor

Police in the Indianapolis area are cleaning up an ominous symbol after a truck carrying 38,000 pounds of marbles lost its trailer Saturday on southbound Interstate 465, near Pendleton Pike. After the trucker lost his marbles, they were quickly found on the shoulder, median and all over the highway. The massive, 38,000-pound metaphor took place while over 2 million people marched world wide, conveying a similar message on the crazy times we’re living in. Fortunately, there were no marble-related injuries. It’s unclear if the truck driver ever came to his senses, though.